No news is good news

So CNN.com has this feature on their page now where you can order a t-shirt with a headline emblazoned across the front. I'm not really sure what exactly the catch is, because most shirts will look like this. Then I think it's totally tasteless and depraved, because you could end up with a shirt like this. If these links don't work, just click on the t-shirt icon from their main page. Who orders these? I mean besides Anderson Cooper.